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trashboat:

sluttyoliveoil:

victini:

2 KILOS

IS THIS REAL

evan thats too much. you dont need that much

trashboat:

sluttyoliveoil:

victini:

2 KILOS

IS THIS REAL

evan thats too much. you dont need that much

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com, via rapunzelie)

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jojomirabelle:

triple-fang:

Trans  Drag

Drag  Trans

This has been a PSA. Thank you. 

Literally everybody needs to understand this IMMEDIATELY

(via ughwillowpape)

(Source: beyonception, via zackisontumblr)

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atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

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(via thetableistryingtoeatme)

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threespooky4you:

lustrouslights:

I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is 

011011100110111101101110011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

why did i think this would be anything else

(via thetableistryingtoeatme)

skyecandi:

maridoodles:

just so we’re clear

same tbh

skyecandi:

maridoodles:

just so we’re clear

same tbh

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ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

(Source: lilcochina, via yaesthetic)

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

(Source: immaterial-grl, via dumb-poets-society)

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whyamigawking:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

They did.

(Source: einn-l, via youatthebarricadelistentothis32)

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blowmydandelion:

i laughed for 10 minutes

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Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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Anonymous asked: john lennon syndrome?

neptunain:

john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people