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The fact that straight men are more interested in taking a girl’s virginity than being the first to make her orgasm says a lot.

choclit98:

Always reblog.

(Source: uglyfemmeclub, via princessledzepplin)

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

(Source: 1ns1de-0ut-w0rld, via hannibb)

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Anonymous asked: How do you deal with anon hate?

officialunitedstates:

Imagine everyone who sends you anon hate as a 12 year old superwehrolock fan who didn’t get a good breakfast and can’t find any good apps for their phone.  The neighborhood kid across the street doesn’t like them as anything more than a friend, and they are anxious about the 7th grade and what new challenges it will bring.

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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via j-rod1995)

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

that-kid-matt-biller:

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

Ellen is just the greatest person alive. 

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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

(via princessledzepplin)

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

(Source: marniethedog, via that-filipino-kid)

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Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like

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(Source: harrystylesdildo, via that-filipino-kid)

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failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

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